Thursday, July 2, 2015

Mommy Meme Blog

I can't believe I missed an entire month of blogging.  I'm way behind.  It's not been for lack of inspiration or material, but combine parenting + work + school's out + a couple of girls' trips = not much extra time to write.

Someone posted a thread by "Scary Mommy" on Facebook, and I ran with this idea.  She asked her "likers" to post their favorite Mommy Memes, and some made me laugh out loud.  So, I decided to share.  Granted, I don't support all the language some of the creators used, but I can certainly echo the sentiments.  I hope you enjoy, too!

Actually, I lived with my parents with my first child, so her room wasn't so special, but we certainly go all out for #1, don't we?

I planned four.  Someone tricked me on the fourth pregnancy and gave me an extra one!

I'm not above hiding and labeling food for this very reason!

Momma said there'd be days like this!

I have made this PROMISE MANY TIMES, and I've added for my sons that I will also pee on their floors.

Mine are getting better but they used to love to refuse what I cooked.  Diabetes took away my "eat or starve" power.

I have one who was in the ER 5 times by age 4.  Not sure at what point they call CPS.

They're also very smart because of all the fetal brain cell transfers that happened during pregnancy, rendering me borderline stupid

Who hasn't wanted to whoop Caillou!?

If only I had an off switch

Gotta keep them on their toes

I can wear the most basic simple, not nice stuff, and they say, "Why are you so dressed up?"

I have "I'm-Going-To-Kill-You" Mom Eyes that have stopped strangers' kids in their tracks

Or sit on the potty, or pick up the phone....

I have one right now who is the Master Interrupter and Interrogator!  I love his curiosity but it's exhausting.

All my work is totally fun and games!

Isn't what I have more than enough.

One boy was quite the artist and did this to many books and walls

I do point out to them how I asked 10 times nicely, then warned them...and they act like it's the first time I have spoken

Nope.  Not sad at all.

Bed time = Adult Time and I cherish it.

I have smuggled many bags to Goodwill while they were at school.  I've also had my van searched when they realize i have cleaned.

Back to the Interrogator and Selective Listeners

And Pinterest....  Doing my best here!

Diabetes took this response away :(