I can't believe I missed an entire month of blogging. I'm way behind. It's not been for lack of inspiration or material, but combine parenting + work + school's out + a couple of girls' trips = not much extra time to write.
Someone posted a thread by "Scary Mommy" on Facebook, and I ran with this idea. She asked her "likers" to post their favorite Mommy Memes, and some made me laugh out loud. So, I decided to share. Granted, I don't support all the language some of the creators used, but I can certainly echo the sentiments. I hope you enjoy, too!
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| Actually, I lived with my parents with my first child, so her room wasn't so special, but we certainly go all out for #1, don't we? |
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| I planned four. Someone tricked me on the fourth pregnancy and gave me an extra one! |
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| I'm not above hiding and labeling food for this very reason! |
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| Momma said there'd be days like this! |
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| I have made this PROMISE MANY TIMES, and I've added for my sons that I will also pee on their floors. |
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| Mine are getting better but they used to love to refuse what I cooked. Diabetes took away my "eat or starve" power. |
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| I have one who was in the ER 5 times by age 4. Not sure at what point they call CPS. |
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| They're also very smart because of all the fetal brain cell transfers that happened during pregnancy, rendering me borderline stupid |
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| Who hasn't wanted to whoop Caillou!? |
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| If only I had an off switch |
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| Gotta keep them on their toes |
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I can wear the most basic simple, not nice stuff, and they say, "Why are you so dressed up?"
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| I have "I'm-Going-To-Kill-You" Mom Eyes that have stopped strangers' kids in their tracks |
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| Or sit on the potty, or pick up the phone.... |
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| I have one right now who is the Master Interrupter and Interrogator! I love his curiosity but it's exhausting. |
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| All my work is totally fun and games! |
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| Isn't what I have more than enough. |
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| One boy was quite the artist and did this to many books and walls |
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| I do point out to them how I asked 10 times nicely, then warned them...and they act like it's the first time I have spoken |
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| Nope. Not sad at all. |
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| Bed time = Adult Time and I cherish it. |
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| I have smuggled many bags to Goodwill while they were at school. I've also had my van searched when they realize i have cleaned. |
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| Back to the Interrogator and Selective Listeners |
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| And Pinterest.... Doing my best here! |
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| Diabetes took this response away :( |
